We are climbers and we love bad puns. Once upon a time, we were trying to go pro by cranking really hard on 5.10d/6b+ indoor routes. That didn’t work out. John Muir said "the mountains are calling…", but he did not mention that age will keep calling like a really persistent telemarketer until you answer. We were just a few grades from turning pro, but age had caught up and our not-so-pro-climbing careers went into a free-fall. These days, we just want to be the coolest kids on the bloc with all the climbing gear. We use our experience to find and stock equipment that we will use, and hope that we can help to guide and protect you in your adventures.